Five Thought-Provoking Electricity Quotations

1) "If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
George Gobel
2) "I shall make electricity so cheap, that only the rich will be able to afford to burn candles."
Thomas Alva Edison
3) "Electricity is really just organised lightning."
George Carlin
4) There are two great unknown forces today, electricity and woman, but men can reckon much better on electricity than they can on woman."
Josephine Henry
5) "To supply and install 6000w petrol generator for household use, R9,750, excluding labour and VAT."
Frank the Electrician