5 things you don't want to be doing when the power goes off

1) Having the other half of your hair shorn off with an electric razor

2) Scissor-kicking into the air to play your guitar solo during your audition for “Heavy Metal Idols”

3) Announcing live on national television that the electricity crisis is over at last, and that South Africans can once again look forward to a bright and prosperous future

4) Breaking into your jogging stride on the treadmill at Virgin Active

5) Updating your blo